Quotes From "The Mane Event" By Shelly Laurenston

I'd rather have rabies than be in love.
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I'd rather have rabies than be in love."" Why?"" Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. Shelly Laurenston
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Dez cringed as her boss slammed his door closed. But before she could walk away, he snatched it open again. “And I better not see your ass until after the New Year! ” He slammed it again. Dez glared at Bukowski as she headed back to her desk. “I didn’t even do anything.”“ You did ask her if she killed Petrov. I think your exact words were, ‘You whacked him, didn’t you? You sadistic bitch. Shelly Laurenston
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Yeah, that sure was Mace Llewellyn staring at her from the other side of her desk. Just staring. Like he used to. Like he knew where she’d buried the bodies of all her goldfish after their unfortunate “accidents” or what she did with her sisters’ toothbrushes on more than one occasion. Shelly Laurenston
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She pulled her lips away again. "Wait! "He stopped and stared at her." I'm relatively positive we're not supposed to be doing this."" Who says?"" The laws of nature and God.""Laws are made to be broken and God just wants us to be happy." Fucking this woman would make him so damn happy. "Come on. Let's go break some laws. Shelly Laurenston
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Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back. Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?"" And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos. Shelly Laurenston
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He leaned down to her ear and purred. Damn but she loved when he purred. Shelly Laurenston
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Yes. I appreciate the helpful and long spreadsheet with all the many places you can't go. Shelly Laurenston
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If he didn't have Ronnie already in his arms he'd have assumed she'd just opened the door...and aged a few years. Wow, he thought in surprise, she's going to be hot when we hit fifty. Shelly Laurenston
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Wow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It's like your bitterness just dug in and stayed. Shelly Laurenston